Bert Seelman's Performance Fitness Systems

Fitness/Wellness Programs

PATIENT: Mr./Ms. Desire More of Life
MEDICATION: Performance Fitness Systems Full Program
4-12 weeks duration
DIRECTIONS: Follow as directed every day
PRESCRIBED BY: Dr. Common Sense
Pharmacy Ph. 520-327-2929
GENERIC NAME: Total Wellness/Fitness Plan (specific to: Bert Seelman's Performance Fitness Systems)
COMMON USES: This prescription is guaranteed to facilitate improvement in one's health (if directions are followed). However, noncompliance in areas will definitely result in disproportionately less benefit.
HOW TO USE THIS PROGRAM: Empty the mind of perceived beliefs and concerns about accepted norms of exercise and nutrition. Follow all directions and do only as directed by PFS verified instructors, PFS manuals, and most of all Bert! (click here)
CAUTIONS: DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF BERT SEELMAN'S PERFORMANCE FITNESS SYSTEMS PROGRAMS UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUS! Any, every, and all lapses in full compliance will not be tolerated. The intent of these programs is to create changes in one's lifestyle. These changes can only be achieved through changes in values.
DEFINITE SIDE EFFECTS: Side effects, in all individuals compliant with the program, include significant reduction in discomfort resulting from chronic illness; lowered percentage of body fat; increased lean muscle gain; lowered resting; heart rate; increased cardio and metabolic levels; increased bone density; lowered cholesterol and blood lipids; improved varied organ function; increased flexibility; improved skin tone; increased energy level; increased production of positive brain chemicals (endorphins); increased lifespan; positive attitude; lessened mood swings; decreased PMS; increased libido; plus an increased knowledge of health and wellness, and free lifetime consulting with 12 weeks of PFS program participation.

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