Bertisms!

"It's your diet, stupid!"

"If you're gonna fast, you ain't gonna last. And you won't pass it on,
'cause you are gonna be gone!"

"It's not nature ...it's nurture!"

"If you are what you eat, what have you become?"

"Your choice – evolve or dissolve!"

"If you're going to get PREPARED food, you'd better get PREPARED for what's going to happen!"

"Fixing people is a no-brainer. Just consult the manufacturer's
maintenance manual."

"If it is easy...if it is comfortable...if it sounds nice to your ears, IT'S NOT WORKING! Look in the mirror and see where that's gotten you!"

"Go ahead – trust the farmers for your nutrition. After all, he trusts you for his profit. He's giving it ALL for you...can you feel it now?!"

"A major key to health is expensive urine."

"If what you thought worked, you wouldn't be in the shape you're in."

"People care more about the texture of their toilet paper than they care about what goes in the other end!"

"If spot reduction worked, most people wouldn't have any jaws."

"Did you ever notice that when you look at the people who say they listen to their body, it's obvious they don't understand the language!"

"Want change? Then change!"

" An expectation is a premeditated resentment."

"Whole wheat should be spelled 'hole wheat' because there's nothing whole about it."

"We are committed to your results...not your excuses!"

"Get with it, get over it, get on with it, or get out of it!"

If you come with an excuse ... come with your bags packed, because we are going to send you on a guilt trip!"

"To get fit, you need less 'blah, blah' and more 'do-dah.'"

"Is your fitness program about 'egocizing' or exercising?"

"If you want it your way, any other program is better for you than ours."

"We'll take you further than you want to go."

"In one cell of your DNA, there's enough information about you specifically to write 600,000 pages — most people don't even understand their own foreword!"

"Are you for hire...or for higher?"